The celebration of the 500th scheduled meeting of the Skopelos Assembly of Agoraphobics has been cancelled. As was the case with the 499 previous scheduled, no members showed any interest to attend. In fact no one answered their phones because nobody called anyone anyway.
This announcement will result in a mighty collective sigh of relief from our sweating friends hiding in dark cellars, daring to occasionally “chat” via the internet with frightened fellow phobes (link).
Hang in there people, there is always next week’s get together to look forward to!